November 2009
14 posts
October 2009
1 post
September 2009
10 posts
Mission beach at night.
Drunk old man #1: Hey got a lighter?
Lauren: Yeah, sure... here.
Drunk old man #1: Thanks
Drunk old man #2: (Approaches us) Oh my god!... Are you a princess?
Lauren: Hahah, uh no? Okay i'm leaving now bye.
Drunk old man #1: No wait, where are the parties, you girls look like party girls.
Lauren: I'm going to get mexican food right now, BYE.
Drunk old man #2: Wait! I forgot to ask what your name was!
Lauren: My name is mind your own fucking buisness.
Drunk old man #2: I'll just call you princess, byee princess!
(About fourty five minutes later)
Drunk old man #2: Hey man look! I found the princess again!
Drunk old man #1: Go get at them dude!
Drunk old man #2: Hey ladies. Get any drink on this menu, it's on me.
Lauren: Nah, i'll pass thank you though.
Drunk old man #2: Whatever i'll just go and kill myself now.
Lauren: Hahahahahahahahah.
Drunk old man #1: You just shot him down, hah.
Lauren: Yeah sorry about that.
Drunk old man #2: I love you!
Lauren: Yeah well were leaving, bye.
Drunk old man #2: I'll wait for you baby!
Lauren: Hahaha wow what the fuck.
“Here’s so much I could show you, without rolling through Beverly Hills, without...”
– Some random smart kid
August 2009
9 posts
WatchShe’s my fucking idol.
My uncle made like 5 messes all over his floor, idiot hahahah. Chillin with my aunt. Got to love her<333(:
Went to the cliffs, the waves were fucking hugee. I ate mad shit, it hurts so bad. Hahahahah DI got sucked in by a wave and ate it too, haha.
WatchI’ll get over it one day, right?
Hahah, wow What a fucking asshole. Biggest mistake of my whole life. Shit head. God im furious. kjghuygsdufsd8ogyvb 9rycnsetvyser8sdfjghiudfhgiuldafhiughiugyrdukas
Thanks Scarlett for helping me, haha. Im going to work out. I’m a fattieeee. Gah bored.
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My frist blog, wtf to say?….