6th September 2009

Chat

Mission beach at night.

  • Drunk old man #1: Hey got a lighter?
  • Lauren: Yeah, sure... here.
  • Drunk old man #1: Thanks
  • Drunk old man #2: (Approaches us) Oh my god!... Are you a princess?
  • Lauren: Hahah, uh no? Okay i'm leaving now bye.
  • Drunk old man #1: No wait, where are the parties, you girls look like party girls.
  • Lauren: I'm going to get mexican food right now, BYE.
  • Drunk old man #2: Wait! I forgot to ask what your name was!
  • Lauren: My name is mind your own fucking buisness.
  • Drunk old man #2: I'll just call you princess, byee princess!
  • (About fourty five minutes later)
  • Drunk old man #2: Hey man look! I found the princess again!
  • Drunk old man #1: Go get at them dude!
  • Drunk old man #2: Hey ladies. Get any drink on this menu, it's on me.
  • Lauren: Nah, i'll pass thank you though.
  • Drunk old man #2: Whatever i'll just go and kill myself now.
  • Lauren: Hahahahahahahahah.
  • Drunk old man #1: You just shot him down, hah.
  • Lauren: Yeah sorry about that.
  • Drunk old man #2: I love you!
  • Lauren: Yeah well were leaving, bye.
  • Drunk old man #2: I'll wait for you baby!
  • Lauren: Hahaha wow what the fuck.

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